Treat Me by KL Donn
Yikes, romance really is dead, isn’t it?

Yikes, romance really is dead, isn’t it?

And your socks smell of angels. But your life smells of Brie…

Doctor Horny wants to get it on with a coma patient. Hot!

By the time this thing ends, I feel like I’d spent a few hours fleeing for my life from… whatever the things are in this story.

More like over one’s head, as this comedy is far more painfully embarrassing than funny.

Oh my goodness, the cover! It’s so adorable. The story? What story?

What a cute story of creepy people being creepy and getting away with it because they are hot!

It’s so cute when hot guys do things that we will normally scream “CREEP!” at should they be, well, not so hot.

The cover is the only thing here that doesn’t hurt like hell.

One more night? The heroine gives it up a few nights and then some more.
