Sharon Sharalike (1999)
The Crypt Keeper is now your Sunday school teacher lecturing you like a nag,

The Crypt Keeper is now your Sunday school teacher lecturing you like a nag,

Or how I learned to fear conversation.

Two idiots ask a local goddess to make them be completely honest with one another. Guess what happens next.

Well, its short length is its biggest strength.

This should come with a warning label: “May Cause Uncontrollable Laughter”.

If only a real-life smalltown is as uneventful and nice as the one here.

Even the publisher doesn’t seem to know why this book exists.

The second to last episode is more like a mid-season filler.

Bad writing aside, Stellan Skarsgard finally gets his moment. Oh, and no Andor, yay!

It covers just the bare necessities, and stops there.
