The Private Eye by Jayne Ann Krentz
Mulder and Scully analyzes Jayne Ann Krentz. A completely made up non-canon moment.
Category:3 Oogies
Bury the Hatchet by The Cranberries
They almost sound like The Cranberries I used to love.
Private Fantasies by Janelle Denison
The hero is heavenly. The heroine, on the other hand, needs to be sedated.
Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
As sequels go, this one is fine, as long as you’re okay with it not being as funny or fresh as the first movie.
Pillow Talk by Hailey North
The hero is a charmer in a sea of meh.
Eden by Sarah Brightman
Cover versions, eccentric warbling, screechy melisma… here’s Sarah Brightman!
Under the Boardwalk by Various Authors
So much summertime magic… somewhere else.
American Pie (1999)
Take away the shock antics, and there’s a pretty sweet, if silly, love story in there.
Before I Sleep by Rachel Lee
The suspense saves this one, but even then, it’s a close one. The main characters whine and mope so much, they are grating to follow.
Married in Haste by Cathy Maxwell
The heroine is great, but the hero is an ass. They end up canceling one another to give a meh story.
