Neverland (2025)
Oh god, do we need another Alien show?

Oh god, do we need another Alien show?

This is a sequel that forgot what made the original so amazing.

Rats, demon kids, and the Zuni doll in a sequel nobody asked for.

One extra oogie for Karen Black’s heroic effort to single-handedly carry this sinking ship.

The hero can only move his eyes and pee-pee for a big part of the story. Uh… yay?

We have a problem. The ghost is livelier than the human hero.

Five dead guys walk into an elevator…

They ran out of money and ideas, but tried really hard anyway.

Catholic schoolkids gone wild and occasionally demonic.

It’s all about and always about Joe Jonas.
