Night Bloomer (1999)
Who knows botany can be so sexy… and deadly?
Who knows botany can be so sexy… and deadly?
Despite the three oogies, this is one of the most entertaining romances I’ve read in a while.
You’d think these mail-order brides will try a little harder to do what other people have paid a lot of money to send them over for.
Another reason not to trust Big Pharma!
Here’s a nice way to enjoy some senseless gore and violence!
I’m certain that normally a typical male doesn’t need to put in this much effort to delude himself.
Fifty shades of stab wounds.
And the award for the biggest LIE of a title goes to…
What could have been a fun horror comedy is ruined by the plank of a lead actor.
Oh great, here’s an actual sequel to something that I’ve never read before.