Prison (1987)
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
Don’t look at me, I bought this book for Janice Sims’s story.
Hello, white woman. Do you secretly crave to have a noble savage injun rain onto your face?
It’s a big scary house story that delivers fewer thrills than the most formulaic Blumhouse flick.
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
Well, good thing I got this for cheap!
House that dribbles semen 1, idiot man 0.
The hero is blue all over, like that genie from Aladdin only with big blue… you know.
I like the horny hero, but the story never succeeds in pulling itself together.
Am I missing something here?