The Main Attraction (1985)
Beautiful people must be punished for not giving in to the lusts of ugly people!

Beautiful people must be punished for not giving in to the lusts of ugly people!

You can claim to be a girlboss all you want, but you’ll still need to mother the hero.

Yay, another pointless reboot for the modern days!

Grimace.

Disproportionate punishment is okay if you hate the person!

The number of horror stories will be halved if people would just leave things be.

More like toothless letters, unless the ruthlessness is a reference to the ennui I’m feeling.

It’s probably a good thing that this one is too boring to be considered a hate crime.

This thing is written by a software. Change my mind.

Aww, it could have been a fun bad movie, but then it drops the ball.
