Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
There’s a sweet story here, but it’s buried under a pile of scatalogical jokes and painful gags.
Category:2 Oogies
Shaft (2000)
This version of the dude is free of blaxploitation stuff. It’s serious, sober, and rather dull.
The Wishing Garden by Christy Yorke
I wish the author knows what to do with her premise and characters. So far she’s not doing them any favors.
The Skulls (2000)
Why isn’t this a gay softporn movie like Jesus clearly intended it to be? Fail!
Dark Magic by Christine Feehan
When did vampires become such pansies? Sigh.
Committed (2000)
Hold the presses – Luke Wilson plays a meanie here.
Diamonds and Desire by Constance Laux
The heroine is a moron.
Rogues’ Reform by Stephanie Laurens
Three shorter prototypes of the Cynster stories, for everyone’s pleasure.
What the Heart Knows by Geri Guillaume
The writing is fine, but the plot is just all kinds of ick.
Bride of Hearts by Janet Lynnford
This one is a bore of hearts, actually.