
J. Lo by Jennifer Lopez
She may be more street now, but she still can’t sing halfway good.

She may be more street now, but she still can’t sing halfway good.
Cuban loser dude can’t choose between two women – what a terrible, terrible dilemma!
This is an actual sequel of a book I haven’t read. Oops.
Never is a sequel more unnecessary than this tired old bore.
This movie is offensive to four-legged animals and to intelligent humans everywhere!
Career women are bad! They are as bad as prostitutes!
This is a gorgeous but empty flick. Hugh Jackman is so pretty, however. Pretty, pretty, pretty.
Why is every good guy in this setting so bloody stupid?
Sometimes compromises can be a downer for the story.
The secondary characters are out of control in this one.