Devil in a Kilt by Sue-Ellen Welfonder
Debut author with a cringe-inducing first book. Quite a common story, sadly.
Category:2 Oogies
Seduction in Mind by Susan Johnson
This one is the embodiment of perfunctory pointlessness.
J. Lo by Jennifer Lopez
She may be more street now, but she still can’t sing halfway good.
Silent Wing by José Raúl Bernardo
Cuban loser dude can’t choose between two women – what a terrible, terrible dilemma!
Undeniably Yours by Jacquelin Thomas
This is an actual sequel of a book I haven’t read. Oops.
Dr Dolittle 2 (2001)
Never is a sequel more unnecessary than this tired old bore.
Cats & Dogs (2001)
This movie is offensive to four-legged animals and to intelligent humans everywhere!
Dear Cupid by Julie Ortolon
Career women are bad! They are as bad as prostitutes!
Swordfish (2001)
This is a gorgeous but empty flick. Hugh Jackman is so pretty, however. Pretty, pretty, pretty.
Legacy of Blood by Richard A Knaak
Why is every good guy in this setting so bloody stupid?