Night Shadow by Laura Renken
This is like a cartoon that isn’t aware that it is a cartoon.
Category:2 Oogies
My Heart Stood Still by Lynn Kurland
This one has so many secondary characters from other books that it’s like a pointless party with boring people.
Kiss of the Highlander by Karen Marie Moning
The implausibly stupid and oblivious heroine kills this one.
Hide and Seek by Cherry Adair
No matter what the plot is, all that matters is debating whether the heroine’s pure enough for love.
A Capital Holiday by Janet Dailey
This one is so sweet and unrealistic, it’s a capital punishment.
Gabriel’s Woman by Robin Schone
One finger. Two fingers. My middle finger.
Blow (2001)
I never knew being a drug dealer can be so tedious and boring.
Room for Squares by John Mayer
There’s nothing like hearing a bug-eyed creep talk about himself all the time.
Magic and Mist by Theresa Michaels
Don’t make my mistake: reading this one without having read previous books in the series first.
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)
Well, the worst thing is that it bores me… oh wait.
