Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.
Inept direction and a wooden lead actor make this adaptation far from magical.
The pace is excruciatingly slow. Why is it like that?
It’s The Sound of Music given the flattening treatment!
Pair a cruel hero with a clueless reckless heroine and what do you get? Trouble.
The author’s “Sex with a Troglodyte” party continues.
Two heads are definitely not better than one!
Whoever thinks it’s a good idea to put Keanu Reeves in a dramatic lead role must be high or something.
The hero is a boor and the heroine is a fake feminist. Ugh, off the cliff it should go.
The romance ruins everything. The bland main characters, too.
That’s a colorful cover for a sleeping pill.