
Headless Teacher (2022)
Worst turd ever.

Worst turd ever.
The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.
Bruce Davison didn’t even bother to get in shape for this episode. Zero redeeming value!
Perhaps this episode is indeed Hastur’s sneaky way to drive all the audience members mad?
The ludicrous cover is the sexiest thing about this dud of an erotica.
The discerning reader’s guide: stay the hell away from this awful, awful thing.
Man screws woman over really badly, and man suffers the most.
What’s worse than a damsel in distress? A dingbat in distress!
The end! The beautiful glorious end at last!