The Mummy (2017)
Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Category:1 Oogie
Gremlin (2017)
This has nothing to do with those cute murderous critters from those 1980s movies – this one has more in common with a heart attack.
Giving My All to You by Sheryl Lister
Looks like the only acceptable way a heroine can become a successful career woman is via nepotism.
Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017)
This movie is like a zombie, because watching it is akin to having it rip the brain out of my skull.
Growing Pains (1980)
Kids that can’t act, script that doesn’t make sense, and an episode that doesn’t work at all. Oh, joy.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Is it just me or are the humans getting dumber with each new Alien movie?
Prometheus (2012)
Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.
’Til Death Do Us Part by Amanda Quick
While this is quite a painless read, it’s also a pointless one. So pointless, in fact, that it’s like a perfect ball of blah.
Loyal Khondor (2014)
A useful idiot is still an idiot nonetheless.
Lover Come Hack to Me (1989)
What could have been a morbidly funny episode is ruined by… well, read the review to find out.