Jerry Was a Man (2007)
No, this isn’t some pro-trans preaching hour, but something else… whatever that is.

No, this isn’t some pro-trans preaching hour, but something else… whatever that is.

How do you do, my fellow cool kids? I’m so edgy and cool! Whee!

This remake is just plain so awful that it’s… well, awful.

Well, clearly my horror movie night has been a big bust. Sigh.

Harry Potter meets Cthulhu… oh, who am I kidding? This is rubbish.

This is the Syfy equivalent of a superhero movie. How embarrassing for everyone involved in this thing.

Someone forgot to add in the comedy into this “comedy”.

The title is the only good thing this turd has going for it.

Just what is this? Seriously, what the nine layers of the burning pits down below is this thing?

This one makes Teddypig angry, and you don’t like him when he’s angry. PIGGY SMASH!
