You’ll Always Be Mine (1997)
Moral of the day: beware of women that cast themselves as hapless victims.
Category:1 Oogie
Aquaslash (2019)
“Horror”? “Slasher”? More like a turd floating on a pool.
The Buzzkill (2018)
The last episode of this season… and the last one forever! The series won’t be missed.
Better World (2018)
Oh look, it’s yet another eye-rolling mess of an episode in this series. Who financed this thing again?
Red Christmas (2016)
Only watch when one is drunk enough to pass out midway.
Something Real by Jessica Roe
If I had to read another page of the heroine’s vapid thoughts, I would short-circuit.
Zoombies 2 (2019)
It were as if the people behind the first movie wanted to prove that things could be far worse.
Caught Up by Pamela Cornes
The hero and the heroine are cheating on their respective spouses, and worse, they’re dogs!
Mermaid (2018)
Bobcat Goldthwait thinks you’re a body-shaming racist. Like all fake woke Hollywood types, he’s projecting.
Goatman Cometh (2018)
What’s worse than an episode with four kiddie leads? One written by an old man who has no clue how kids act and talk.