Dracula 3D (2012)
This is one of Rutger Hauer’s last legacies to us? Oh, the shame of it all.

This is one of Rutger Hauer’s last legacies to us? Oh, the shame of it all.

Why cast people that can’t dance or act in a romantic musical?

This episode should stay dead.

Hopeless.

This is a textbook example of how not to do political satire and horror comedy.

A man discovers that his wife is cheating on him with a tree.

I think they cast an actual zombie as the lead actress in this episode.

This dire episode is more like a bloody hemorrhage in the brain.

Is it really love when you are forced by the folks upstairs to fall for a neurotic whackjob?

Resist and flee ASAP.
