Hurt (2018)
The true horror of this thing is how the director-screenwriter tries to cram as many slow-mo “artistic” shots as possible.
Category:1 Oogie
While the Cat’s Away (1993)
Yikes, this is like Scooby-Doo with all fun forcibly removed.
Summer Sutra by Katakin Summer
Don’t be fooled by the title, this one is as erotic as a granny’s shopping list.
Knights of Doom by Jonathan Green
Duck! It’s another gamebook by Jonathan Green!
In Love with My Best Friend by Sheena Binkley
I think I’m going to be sick and throw up over these “best friends”.
There’s Someone Inside Your House (2021)
Is it possible to die of cringe overdose? Watching this, I almost believe it is.
Murderous Feelings (1985)
The interminable second season finally ends. Let me drink something strong before I move on.
Retreat to Paradise (2020)
Someone actually watched this thing during post-production and said, “Yeah, this will work.” Imagine that.
House on Elm Lake (2017)
Best demolish that house, because there is no sign of intelligent life anywhere in there.
Crawlers (2020)
When a show tries to be woke, but is too mentally-handicapped to do it properly.