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This one is just too stupid for words.

This one is just too stupid for words.

All smiles? More like, forced smiles all around from all the cracked stuff happening here.

The shrillness of the idiot heroine is hideously piercing.

Oh, this one is just plain awful. I hate to say this to a new author, but it is.

I was led to believe that this one is far, far better than the turd it turns out to be.

Oh, cringe.

Another gruesome hot mess that is not even a bit funny.

Take a drink each time he calls her a whore. Go ahead, live a little.

Don’t ask why, just throw this thing out the window.

A cow singing Christmas standards is nowhere as amusing as I’d imagine.
