Return to Promise by Debbie Macomber
The couple dying in a fire will be the best Christmas present ever.
Category:1 Oogie
After Midnight… by Maggie Shayne
Three horrible, horrible stories in one deadly volume.
Third Time Lucky by Claire Cross
Uh… what the… this one is just ridiculous.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)
Greedy people make atrocious sequels to overhyped movies.
My Phillipe by Barbara Miller
Why do they waste such lovely covers on atrocious stories?
A Walk to Remember by Nicholas Sparks
A vomit to enjoy.
The Rancher’s Daughters: Forgetting Herself by Yvonne Jocks
Creepy dumb asshole paired with an imbecile twit. What could go wrong with this one?
Rough Wrangler, Tender Kisses by Jill Gregory
I like my own title for this book better – Dumb Wanker, Neanderthal Kisses.
The Marriage Bargain by Michelle McMaster
Everything here is just awful – truly, shudderingly awful.
A Regency Christmas Eve by Various Authors
Christmas is a time for clichés!