Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Oh god, just kill me already.
Category:1 Oogie
The Texas Ranger by Diana Palmer
Diana Palmer, romantic suspense diva. Run!
An Unlikely Lady by Rachelle Morgan
The heroine is certifiable.
The Water Nymph by Michele Jaffe
This is like the special slow sibling of the author’s previous book, which is just… not good, to put it mildly.
Two Sexy! by Stephanie Bond
More like, two stupid!
A Prince of a Guy by Sheila Rabe
A creepy POS of a guy is A-OK because his ex wife is a whore. Fun!
Maybe Baby by Elaine Fox
Small town life is never this terrifying.
Going to the Chapel by Rochelle Alers, Gwynne Forster, Donna Hill, and Francis Ray
The theme is “obnoxious old-fashioned values”.
Irish Lace by Candace McCarthy
The cretin in this one sets a new low for heroine dumbassery.
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Of course, the sequel just have to be putrid compared to the previous movie. Why am I even surprised?