Zombie Tidal Wave (2019)
Everything about this one screams money laundering.

Everything about this one screams money laundering.

Ugh, no.

A single oogie for the singularly sodden story.

Oh, here’s the other Hemsworth brother that no one outside of Australia knows much about!

Sees title, buys book. Horror and pain ensue.

This is not a rainbow-flavored romance. Actually, it’s not even a good romance.

The heroine is a virgin mother that can breastfeed while getting rammed in the other end by Ali Baba.

Heaven give me death, before this thing does it instead.

We’re living life in the dumb lane now.

What am I doing with my life?
