Kiss the Bride by Patricia Cabot
Each heroine’s IQ is going down with each new book the author puts out.
Category:1 Oogie
The Trials of Angela by Millie Criswell
Oh god, this one is pure KILL ME NOW I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
Slackers (2002)
Trying to cash-in on the teen comedy boom with such a crappy movie is just nasty.
Deadly Pleasure by Brenda Joyce
Okay, time to ditch this series before my brain explodes from the sheer stupidity of the heroine.
Only with a Rogue by Adrienne Basso, Colleen Faulkner, and Debbie Raleigh
More like, only with cancer or something equally dire.
The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)
I should have just poked my eyes with a fork; that’d be a more enjoyable thing to do.
The Scandalous Miss Howard by Nan Ryan
Here’s The Count of Monte Cristo, the dumbass squared version.
Ashanti by Ashanti
Ashanti? Try A-shitty.
The Loner by Joan Johnston
Yes, let’s conclude a dire trilogy with the worst book of the lot!
On a Wild Night by Stephanie Laurens
Rushing to write a hundred books a month seems to have caused a short circuit in the author.