The Sweetest Thing (2002)
Eeeuw, get it away from me!

Eeeuw, get it away from me!

Bad soap opera is bad soap opera.

Nice cover and title, but the story itself is foul.

There’s comedy, and then there’s this: a mean-spirited and completely nonsensical mess.

Schmaltz is just a few alphabets away from schmuck.

This is an experiment to find out how much stupidity I can take before my brain explodes, right?

This is one horrifying trainwreck. This is a nice start at a new publisher, right?

This is just so freaking dumb.

How can a movie about killing Barney be this turgid?
