Half as Old as Time (1989)
Barely even fiends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly…
Barely even fiends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly…
It’s just too bad that the root belongs to a tree-guy that feeds on human blood.
Old man wants to kill to live longer, and then falls for a nurse. Dang.
Wow, the dietary habits of the Welsh can be odd indeed.
Before anyone says anything, no, this has nothing to do with a certain race during a certain month.
It’s nowhere as unshakable as the title claims, but it’s okay.
The plot of this story is basically the hero pointing at the heroine and screeching, “NO U KILLED KENNY!!!!”
She’s a baby, he’s 300, and it’s love at first sight.
I see “Lovecraft”, I watch, and I despair.
The sight of the hungry crocodiles just makes me feel sad for everyone doing the special effects in this thing.