Await the Dawn (2020)
Oh my god, this terrible thing actually won 11 awards from somebody? Why?
Author:Mrs Giggles
Cold Press by Lia Cooper
I would have given this charming small town romance four oogies if it weren’t for that intrusive author insert character.
Slaxx (2020)
It’s like these people haven’t the foggiest idea what to do with the movie after coming up with the man-eating jeans premise.
Benny Loves You (2019)
Oh look, here’s a cute toy that kills people. Another reason to set fire on your kid’s Elmo right away.
Strike Me Dead by Bob Goodwin
Strike me confused, more like.
Dismembered Tales & Entrails: Book One by Matthew Tonks
31 perfectly competent stories… that I can’t recall a thing about some 10 minutes after reading them.
All That We Destroy (2019)
Moms are bad, crazy moms are worse. News at 11.
I’m Just Fucking With You (2019)
When two terrible “comedians” collide, the cringe will fly.
Treehouse (2019)
Here are a bunch of men telling you how you must appreciate them for making a mockery out of #MeToo.
Down (2019)
Yay, another woman being chased around by a nutcase in an office building after dark.