The Play Is the Thing by Brendol James
Hot tip: to seduce a straight guy into spreading them buns for your hot dog, just get them in a play. It’s that simple!

Hot tip: to seduce a straight guy into spreading them buns for your hot dog, just get them in a play. It’s that simple!

They come boring, more like. The true horror stems from the annoying central-casting characters.

Here be disappointment, because it’s over before I can feel a thing.

Would you believe I have never listened to a full Selena Gomez album until now?

Why isn’t that fellow in a space suit for the album cover?

On the bright side, this is far less embarrassing that whatever real life fake drama those two are raising.

Whiny man-git loses wife and drives away boyfriend. I don’t know why I’m supposed to care.

The devil is the biggest troll. Don’t need to watch this thing to know that.

There’s nothing sweeter than male werewolves getting knocked up around Christmas. Yes, that’s right.

What did I just read? What the heck is it?!!
