Journey to the Centre of the Earth by Jules Verne
I take it very personally that Professor Lidenbrock didn’t meet a painful end.
I take it very personally that Professor Lidenbrock didn’t meet a painful end.
It’s not entirely magical, but it’s so pretty!
Killer doggies and too-perfect families.
Another morality tale about not forming parasocial relationships with e-thots.
It’s like They Live, but without anything of note.
Brats that get roasted and ghosted.
This show can’t even do marital drama right, ugh.
Ooh, I don’t mind having my own sexy genie.
The author’s hatred for the story and the heroine radiates from every page, and I am amused.
I weep for Anthony Michael Hall’s career.