Crystal of Storms by Rhianna Pratchett
Welcome to cutesy land, where you will soon be begging for death.

Welcome to cutesy land, where you will soon be begging for death.

Gee, an old school is haunted? What a surprise.

When an ex is an excuse for sex.

Saved by the bulge, and baby, it’s a beautiful bulge.

When bad writers misbehave and we are forced to live out their output…

People, brace yourself: the heroine is a grandmother.

I met my true love in this episode.

So, let’s see whether the Norwegians do horror anthologies better than Americans…

You are a warrior that has no sense of preservation, direction, and everything else. Have fun!

If only sex can solve everything in real life, just like it would in stories…
