Mythago Wood by Robert Holdstock
A man comes back from the War to steal his mentally unstable brother’s girlfriend. Classic fantasy masterpiece, folks.
Author:Mrs Giggles
Last Scene (1986)
Wait, that Paul Verhoeven directed this thing? Hmm, how appropriate.
Joaquin Fuertes: The Fuertes Cartel Book 1 by Chiquita Dennie
The romance genre continues to embarrass gangster dudes everywhere.
True Believer (1986)
While investigating a haunted monastery, let’s play touchy-feely with the spooky nun. Genius.
The Cursed (2021)
This werewolf flick is gorgeous but toothless.
Wanton by Carole Mortimer
That one extra oogie is for the hilarious spanking scene.
Scream (2022)
Oh god, why won’t they let this franchise die?
The Curse (1986)
Take a sip each time Harry Hamlin shows some skin, and you’ll die a happy person.
Slaves of the Abyss by Paul Mason and Steve Williams
Well, here’s the final remaining Fighting Fantasy gamebook, finally reviewed!
Dead Man’s Curve (1986)
Hey, it’s that guy from Sixteen Candles! No, the other guy, the hot one that nobody remembers.