My Forever Cocky Biker Encounter by Siobhan Muir
So, MC members are the new bodyguard-SEAL-superhero-band-of-brothers thirty-inches-long all rolled into one now?

So, MC members are the new bodyguard-SEAL-superhero-band-of-brothers thirty-inches-long all rolled into one now?

What is that all about?

How odd, the author basically tells me in the opening chapter that I have no reason to read the rest of this thing.

Well, this is something Helen Hunt likely won’t brag about in her CV…

So, how willing are you to love a hero that has a big peen and house, but also has rocks in his head?

Oh, Fred Ward. What do they call him these days, a DILF? GILF?

Bye bye, Merlin, Avalon, whatever… forever!

Oh, the lady from Baywatch flashes her, er, chest here. No, not the one you’d like to see.

2001: bodyguards galore. 2021: WEREWOLF bodyguards. Progress, baby!

When the wife loves a man in a coma far more than she feels for you, it has to hurt.
