Snowbound with Love by Alice Wootson
The first half is a snooze, but the second half is hot rocket on takeoff.

The first half is a snooze, but the second half is hot rocket on takeoff.

Shakespeare and Kenneth Branagh always feel like a pretentious excursion.

Good girl loves bad boy. Same old stuff, but this one works very well nonetheless.

Why isn’t this a gay softporn movie like Jesus clearly intended it to be? Fail!

Ugh, they can’t even sleaze right. What good are these people for, then?

How odd that the characters in the title seem to be sidekicks rather than main characters.

Unlike the dour fairy tale of the same name, this one is more humorous and entertaining.

This one doesn’t leave much of an impression, hmm.

There is a good time travel romance here, but the characters seem to lack that special chemistry.

The hero is glorious, but the heroine is a wet rag.
