Dark Sapphire by Lisa Jackson
This whole thing feels like a bad accident from start to finish.
This whole thing feels like a bad accident from start to finish.
A ghost and a man can make such sweet passionate love together, ooh.
The secondary characters completely upstaged the main characters, those poor things.
Why does it have to have romance? Ugh.
I want to be a cheerleader too. Where do I sign up?
Oh people, must we be this unremarkable and generic?
Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!
Even vampires can’t stop them from shagging 24/7.
Watch out, the sugar tide is coming in!
The heroine loves her stupid house more than anything else here, and that’s sad.