Prince of Charming by Karen Fox
The hero saves the show.

The hero saves the show.

This is a vulgar, filthy, obscene, incoherent tale of skanky sex and insane family shenanigans. GLORIOUS.

The overwrought and dumb heroine ruins everything.

No one can turn a dickhead into a sexy meathead like this author can.

Wow, a movie with Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow… that is actually fabulous and gut wrenching!

My buffoons!

The hero’s clueless wretchedness could have sunk an island.

Well, the tunes here certainly are dry…

The heroine really needs to be put down.
