The Wolf of Haskell Hall by Colleen Shannon
Whiny werewolves can be so lame.

Whiny werewolves can be so lame.

Follow the schmaltz and get cavities, y’all!

Oh look, another middling Romeo and Juliet remake.

How come the most boring prig gets to be the heroine?

Everyone is so stupid here, I don’t whether to laugh or weep.

You need coffee, alright, because the music won’t keep you awake.

More like, the least boring of the songs these folks have done.

For a book with such a title, it is surprisingly dull and so easy to resist.

The lunatics in Lot 7B are totally big fat F material.

Woman wants to be a man badly, to please her father. Fortunately, the hero is here to show her the joys of being a woman.
