Clone (2024)
No matter how uninspired the plot is, you can’t go wrong with two Victor Garbers.
Author:Mr Mustard
Death’s Hand in Mine (2024)
Patti LuPone steals the show in the best episode yet. Bow down, witches!
Brain Damage (1988)
Hallucinogenic highs and horrific lows that push the limits of 1980s B-movie madness.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
A darkly clever, dread-filled ride that proves this one deserves a second look.
Mother of Tears (2007)
A lackluster finale, Mother of Tears stumbles where Dario Argento’s classics soared.
Familiar by Thy Side (2024)
Familiar by Thy Side spices up Agatha All Along, but plot holes still abound.
Tension II by Kylie Minogue
Kylie Minogue trades charm for TikTok-ready tunes—catchy, but shamelessly calculated.
The Lair of the White Worm by Bram Stoker
Three villains, zero thrills, and more swooning than scares.
Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010)
Green screens, yellow lighting, and a plot that ends mid-sputter… what could go wrong?
Sleepwalkers (1992)
Plot? Who needs one when you have incestuous cat monsters?
