Lot 36 (2022)
Did Guillermo del Toro just lecture me that all racists must die?
Tag:Sebastian Roché
Offspring (1991)
Narcissist mommies that won’t let their sons get it on with other women… bad, very bad!
Phantom Zone (1989)
When the best thing about this episode is a young Jason Gedrick’s pasty bare torso…
We Love You, Sally Carmichael! (2017)
Hot Bob isn’t so hot when he’s clean shaven, hmmm.
A Walk Among the Tombstones (2014)
This one won’t blow anyone’s mind or change the world, but it does its job well.
Beowulf (2007)
My, my, that artificial hot body really took the years off Ray Winstone!
15 Minutes (2001)
This hypocritical exploitative thing tries so hard to pretend to be something it isn’t, I actually feel insulted.