Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
JK Rowling finally gets to share the same oxygen as the two men she has the hots for.
Tag:Jude Law
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)
This is a clunky but entertaining kind of ridiculous fare. It’s not bad at all, but it could also be better.
Spy (2015)
It’s like a Stephanie Plum movie where the heroine is genuinely kick-ass and bad-ass. Awesome!
The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus (2009)
More fanciful than anything else, this one benefits a lot from the hype generated by its leading actor’s death.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
This is a gorgeous but rather hollow movie. Quite a waste, sadly.
Road to Perdition (2002)
This is a prettier movie than it is good. There is just something annoying about it.
A.I. (2001)
More self indulgent than anything else, this overlong pretentious Oscar-bait movie doesn’t know when to stop or end itself.
Enemy at the Gates (2001)
All the tension and bullets, but ah, this one is more style than substance, alas.
Music from Another Room (1998)
Gretchen Mol is such a terrible actress.