The Miracle of Alice Ames (1989)
Joe Pantoliano is in this one, so it has to be amazing, right? Well…
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Bad Boys for Life (2020)
Still trying to recapture the glory of the first film, I see. It’s better than the previous one, though!
Lake Placid: Legacy (2018)
The crocodile loses in the end, boo!
Split Personality (1992)
Making out with twins can be the death of any man, as Joe Pesci’s adorable immoral rascal soon finds out!
Dig That Cat… He’s Real Gone (1989)
This episode teaches you that, if you want to be a crook with nine lives, it’s best to learn how to count too.
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Ugh, this is so stupid but ssh, don’t tell anyone it’s not too bad either.
Bad Boys II (2003)
Why do fun movies keep getting atrocious sequels? Is there some kind of sick cosmic rule about this?
Daredevil (2003)
Yes, I like this movie. Shut up. It’s romantic, okay?
Cats & Dogs (2001)
This movie is offensive to four-legged animals and to intelligent humans everywhere!
Memento (2000)
Well, this is one of those few movies that lived up to the hype!
