Maya (2024)
Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!
Men! Weak, disgusting men! The power of Mary Siouxes repels thee!
Kingpin simps over Echo but she rejects him because all men are scums.
The amateur hour shows no sign of coming to a close, three episodes and counting. Sigh.
Echo plot armors herself into bombing a train and we meet another Mary Sioux ancestor of hers.
Things are so far okay instead of scalping bad, but there is still the reservation.
At long last, a horror movie that genuinely makes me feel scared for the characters on the screen!
I am still trying to figure out why this story needs to be told.
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.
The dogs are so cute! The rest of the movie… well, I’ve seen better.
How desperate is this thing for an Oscar?