Niu White, $0.00, ISBN 978-0463929230
Contemporary Erotica, 2018

This month, the TBR Review Challenge offers the theme “Free”. So let’s go with a freebie, one that I usually won’t lay down money for – just look at the cover art – but I’m reading it anyway because it costs me nothing.

Riding a Big One with My Boyfriend’s Dad is exactly what it says in the title. Shona is a young lady – of legal age, naturally, since nobody wants to get arrested here – who decides that it’s finally time to lose her virginity to her stoner boyfriend Johnny. The young man is pleased, because it’s hard being the only guy around who can’t get the girlfriend to move past second base, but little does the poor lad know that it’s really his father that makes Shona go all weak and lusty inside. Mr Davison is built like a muscular bull, he parades around the beach in the skimpiest thing ever that shows off all his assets, and he loathes Shona with every inch, I mean, fiber of his being.

Well, little does she realize that the man hates her because he can’t have her. Well, when Johnny makes a half-assed attempt at deflowering Shona, and then decamps to get more weed, leaving Shona in the scene of crime to be discovered by Mr Davison… ho, ho, ho.

Okay, this one does exactly what it sets out to do, and I have to say: it’s hot. Hot. This is all about angry-horny-jealous-hate sex that is made even better because we have Mr Davison who may be built like a lusty sex god but he’s such a slave to his own desires that the whole thing is kind of… well, hot.

Sure, the positioning of the body parts and the choreography of the chugga-chugga choo-choo stuff can be suspect, as I’m sure some of those things here can’t be done unless certain hard organs end up getting detached in the process, but still, the fantasy itself is a pretty compelling and erotic one. I have a feeling that folks who harbored crushes on older folks may especially enjoy the fantasy.

My only quibble is that this thing is too short. I find myself thinking that the author should have continued the story on, maybe roping in Johnny and having his father spank his naked, bare bottom while Shona watches in delight and… er, yeah, too short. Not Mr Davison, the story.

For a freebie, this one is actually quite a delightful dirty little fantasy. Seriously, I wouldn’t mind paying a dollar or two for this one.