His Stolen Bride by Judith Stanton
Let’s play a game of spotting the hidden sexual tension in this one.
Romeo & Julia by Annie Kimberlin
Everything here is too sweet and goody-goody for my taste.
Anna and the King (1999)
Aside from the novelty of seeing local actors in an international movie, this one is a bit of a snooze. Watchable, but not very exciting.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
This one makes for a better photobook than a movie.
Three Kings (1999)
One of the best movies of the year, no question. Just fantastic.
The World Is Not Enough (1999)
Poor James Bond looks so lost and trapped here. Blink twice if you are in danger, honey-poo!
Three to Tango (1999)
Sorry, this isn’t a ménage story. It’s a wretched romantic comedy starring the hideous freak from Friends.
Joy: A Holiday Collection by Jewel
A cow singing Christmas standards is nowhere as amusing as I’d imagine.
The Best Man (1999)
Arseholes, arseholes all over the place…
The Bachelor (1999)
Nearly everyone is so bland and blah in this thing.