His Stolen Bride by Judith Stanton
Let’s play a game of spotting the hidden sexual tension in this one.

Let’s play a game of spotting the hidden sexual tension in this one.

Everything here is too sweet and goody-goody for my taste.

Aside from the novelty of seeing local actors in an international movie, this one is a bit of a snooze. Watchable, but not very exciting.

This one makes for a better photobook than a movie.

One of the best movies of the year, no question. Just fantastic.

Poor James Bond looks so lost and trapped here. Blink twice if you are in danger, honey-poo!

Sorry, this isn’t a ménage story. It’s a wretched romantic comedy starring the hideous freak from Friends.

A cow singing Christmas standards is nowhere as amusing as I’d imagine.

Arseholes, arseholes all over the place…

Nearly everyone is so bland and blah in this thing.
