Tarzan (1999)
This is another cookie-cutter Disney cartoon. Watchable, but rather forgettable.
This is another cookie-cutter Disney cartoon. Watchable, but rather forgettable.
The funniest thing here is the heroine’s complete breakdown. Wait, that never happened, damn.
The plot is very interesting, but the execution is simply tedious.
This is a well-written failure.
Yawn. Same old tired stuff.
The two stories here are as hot as forcing my rear end onto a bunch of burning coals. Fun!
Adam Sandler isn’t that convincing as a romantic lead without Drew Barrymore by his side.
The plot hinges on the heroine being an idiot. Not a good way for a debut author to start the show.
Depressing erotica is the in thing now?
Good twin, bad twin, and the rest.