Dollhouse (2022)
Why link this episode to an insipid season of the parent show?
Why link this episode to an insipid season of the parent show?
This movie franchise really needs a reboot or a merciful pull of the plug.
Sadly, I’ve read hotter and sleazier from the author. Still, it’s an adventure in its own way.
Welcome to the first episode of the canon-breaking, unnecessary story of Obi-Wut Kenobby.
Does anyone actually get excited for this show?
Well, it’s certainly better than the previous episode, at least.
Another fatty lands a billionaire, woo-hoo! Shoo, this isn’t real life, so get that cynicism out of here.
So, how many pages of I AM HURTING! BEAUTY HURTS! SEXY KILLS! nonsense can you take before you want to kill someone?
Oh yes, that’s it… that’s it… wait, that’s it?!!
The best cast members are the ones that exited the movie faster than I can say “What, what is this?”