The Third Pig (1996)
At last, the very final episode of the series. I am free! FREE! Bye bye, Crypt Keeper, it’s been fun, but it’s not as fun for quite some time now.
Category:Series: Tales from the Crypt
Ear Today… Gone Tomorrow (1996)
Naked women, owls, cats, and mobsters… how nice.
Confession (1996)
Another episode with a solid cast wasted completely on a tired, sad story.
About Face (1996)
The moral of the day: even lecherous priests should take contraception seriously.
Smoke Wrings (1996)
Surely there are better ways than this for Daniel Craig to pay the rent?
Report From the Grave (1996)
This is easily the most romantic episode of the entire series. Such a shame that the protagonist is such an idiot.
The Kidnapper (1996)
Don’t mess with babies, assholes. Karma bites – big time.
Cold War (1996)
Even Ewan McGregor has to pay his dues by being in this horribly ghastly and terribly funny episode.
Horror in the Night (1996)
Well, this season looks like it may not be much of an improvement over the last one! Sigh.
Escape (1996)
Here’s a shocker of a twist: no one loves a snitch and a spy.
