Category:Film Reviews

Pacific Rim Uprising (2018)

We already have one Michael Bay; we don’t need an inferior, two-bit imitation.

With the sequel just around the corner, I guess it’s time to get off my rear end and watch this one.

Sure, there are naked bits here and there, but the overall effect is a snooze.

If you were too virtuous to peek at Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pics when they were leaked a while back, she obligingly gets naked here for you.

This is a truly WTF kind of movie. Is there any point to it at all?

This lifeless reboot is a complete morgue when it comes to delivering the thrills.

JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! Everyone having fun yet? JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE!

Black Panther and Agent Bilbo versus Gollum and Hotter Black Panther V2 in a movie that reminds me why Marvel movies can be the bomb.

Shocking Hallmark movie exposes a terrible truth: US Army Ranger wives are a cult from which no one ever leaves alive.

Nothing much to see here, just annoying people running around like headless chicken.