Split (2016)
I know, I sat on this one until the sequel comes out. Still, welcome back, M Night Shyamalan…
Category:Film Reviews
Truth or Dare (2018)
Maybe I should be more discriminating against Blumhouse’s teenybopper horror flicks…
Slender Man (2018)
The Slender Man should pay a visit to all those behind this movie.
Bird Box (2018)
Oh look, it’s A Blinded Place, a sequel to that A Quiet Place movie!
Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017)
Wonder how Cthulhu feels about being a loyal sidekick of an emo brat.
Bumblebee (2018)
For a course correction, this one isn’t bad. Which means, in this case, it’s pretty average.
A Closer Walk with Thee (2017)
Christmas season is the perfect time for a low-budget film about a pastor’s son versus a homo demon.
Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
Here’s another installment in the ennoblement of bad parenting and children behaving badly.
Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016)
Wait, this is really a thing? Blasphemy!
The Ice Cream Truck (2017)
Suburbia is terrible, but put in an ice cream truck and it’s terrifying. But this isn’t that movie, sorry.