Abrakadabra (2018)
This one tries so hard to be like those old giallo movies, it forgets to be itself.
This one tries so hard to be like those old giallo movies, it forgets to be itself.
Imagine being trapped forever with only Jesse Eisenberg for company. SOS!
Young lady wants to eat hot guys – literally. Dead guys too. Women OK. Just… yum.
Hot Bob isn’t so hot when he’s clean shaven, hmmm.
It’s like Nicholas Sparks decided to write a script for a gay romantic movie. LOL.
The main actor’s donglers steal the show, but that’s all there is to it.
Trusting your criminal, no-good asshole brother only leads to pain and more. Imagine that.
A punk music icon attempts to direct a horror anthology with, er, horrifying results.
Hot men! Actually having sex on screen! Oh, there’s some sad story in here too – arty movie and all – but meh.
Malcolm in the Middle has unprotected sex with some strange woman, and gets a hideous rash from hell.