Red Riding Hood (2011)
What’s better than Twilight? Twilight, with a bad werewolf!
What’s better than Twilight? Twilight, with a bad werewolf!
Losing one’s virginity and ending up pregnant with murderous bug aliens. Talk about horrible first times.
Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…
This is a textbook example of how not to do political satire and horror comedy.
Intriguing title aside, this one is such a dreary and unfunny movie.
Think of it simply as a big, dumb movie and nobody will be disappointed.
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
File this under: “At least it tries to be different, I guess.”
Does anyone still believe that Denise Richards is a bankable star? This movie does.
Yeah, yeah, another homicidal counselor. It’s rarer to find one that isn’t crazy in some way.