Chocolat (2000)
Trite and predictable, this one is more of a cheap deal than gourmet.

Trite and predictable, this one is more of a cheap deal than gourmet.

Compared to the comics, this one is surprisingly toothless.

It’s not a bad movie, but a previous movie that makes this one pale in comparison.

This is a gorgeous and emotionally riveting thriller. With two hot guys in the lead roles, which doesn’t hurt one bit.

Ah yes, the always reliable magic Negro to save the day!

No matter how I try to dissect it, this movie is a middle finger to feminism.

This non-stop barrel of fun is one of the best Disney cartoons ever. Truth!

Nobody deserves to live forever after forcing this crap on me.

You’re a clone, I’m a clone, everyone’s a clone!

Been there, done that, lost count.
