Category:Film Reviews

Avatar (2009)

Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?

This one is more try-hard than cool, so it won’t be slaying anyone anytime soon.

You will want to eat some brains yourself to restock your dead brain cells after watching this pile of crap.

Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!

Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.

The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.

This natural disaster movie is indeed a disaster.

This one is more about pretty people posturing a lot, but it’s strangely watchable.

Well, Colin Firth playing a repressed gay man is far more interesting than his usual typecast roles. Why doesn’t he do more of this?

This one could have been great, but it ends up a mess instead.