The Ruins (2008)
Kids, this is why you don’t poke your nose around old buildings in third world countries.
Category:Film Reviews
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)
The dumbest entry into the series, but it is what it is.
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)
I hate Chris Carter so, so much.
The Dark Knight (2008)
Oh, bravo! Bravo! Standing ovation, darling!
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
This is a far bigger movie than the previous one, but I quite miss the smallness of that other movie. This one feels a little… hollow.
Teeth (2007)
Don’t mess with women whose vaginas have teeth!
The Gravedancers (2006)
This one falls apart and becomes funny for all the wrong reasons fast enough.
Rogue (2007)
This is as hammy as you’d think it is.
Cursed (2005)
This one is alright. Could use more gore and less TV people.
Iron Man (2008)
Good execution, and Robert Downey Jr works his role very well. But this flick is shoddy for the most part, unfortunately.
