Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Can Diablo Cody pack up and go home now?
Category:Film Reviews
Shutter Island (2010)
This is a creepy, chilling “twist” movie. A bit unfortunate that I correctly saw the twist coming pretty early, but still, it’s worth a look.
The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus (2009)
More fanciful than anything else, this one benefits a lot from the hype generated by its leading actor’s death.
Legion (2010)
We have a cool guy trying very hard to save a bunch of idiots. How sad.
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
Ninja Assassin (2009)
This one is more try-hard than cool, so it won’t be slaying anyone anytime soon.
Trespassers (2006)
You will want to eat some brains yourself to restock your dead brain cells after watching this pile of crap.
Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Oh my goodness, the homoerotic sexual tension! I like, I like!
The Storm Warriors (2009)
Pretty boys brooding at one another for what seems like an eternity. Strictly for fangirls.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The only reason to watch this is shirtless Taylor Lautner. Those abs alone give ten points to Team Jacob.