Willow Creek (2013)
The only monster you can see here is Bryce Johnson’s… which may not be a bad thing, considering.

The only monster you can see here is Bryce Johnson’s… which may not be a bad thing, considering.

I may be annoyed by how this movie butchers Chinese superstition and language if it was competent.

I really need to take a break from these low-budget horror flicks. They are ruining my mood.

Hillbilly mommy isn’t kidding when she wants a bride for marry her mentally challenged son ASAP.

It’s a vampire get-together to remember, even if the movie itself isn’t quite amazing.

This has nothing to do with those cute murderous critters from those 1980s movies – this one has more in common with a heart attack.

This movie is like a zombie, because watching it is akin to having it rip the brain out of my skull.

Is it just me or are the humans getting dumber with each new Alien movie?

Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.

How on earth did Danny Trejo end up in this thing? Did he need money that bad?
